赵旭东：鱼的自白
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鱼的自白 作者：赵旭东 有人叫我老九、顺治、狗蛋，我是福临，盗用汉字，顺便盗用汉人、汉宫。 爹死了，娘傻了。 叔们把八个哥打入冷宫，让6岁的我坐皇位上班，蛐蛐儿不让玩。 24岁那年我死在位子上，有人说我病死，有人说我毒死，有人说我睡死。 沈阳宫是北京宫1/40，京宫是草原1/40。 剩下14个未成年， 老大死了，老二疯了，八旗飘了。 只好交给剩下最长的老三8岁的玄烨， 欧盟工会反对无效。 经九九八十一变， 死后我改名乔治。 投胎在一个新大陆，领军独立后不愿再君主。 铁打曹营或阴曹， 流水兵。 大家轮番吃饱， 实行民选总桶。 把白宫改为沈宫的1/40， 后来有人把首都改成了我的名字， 是我死后的事了。 1/40，实数为1/12。 听说火箭了， 火星了， AI了， 蒲松龄了， 瓦特了， 文艺复兴了， 三星堆玩过了。 五亿年前， 我是一条活鱼。 来自星光投影， 去往下一场梦。 Confessions of Fish Zhαo Ⅹudong Some people call me Lao Jiu, Shunzhi, and Goudan. I am Fulin, stealing Chinese characters and also stealing Han people and Han Palace. Dad is dead, Mom is stupid. Uncle sent eight brothers to the cold palace. Let me, who is 6 years old, sit on the throne to work and not let crickets play. When I was 24 years old, I died in my seat. Some people said I died of illness, some said I was poisoned, and some said I slept to death. Shenyang Palace is 1/40 of Beijing Palace, and Beijing Palace is 1/40 of Grassland. There are 14 minors left. The boss is dead, the second one is crazy, and the Eight Banners are flying. I had to hand it over to the longest remaining third child, 8-year-old Xuan Ye. EU trade unions oppose invalidity. After 981 transformations, After my death, I changed my name to George. Reincarnated in a new continent, unwilling to become a monarch after leading an independent army. Tie Da Cao Camp or Yin Cao, Flowing soldiers. Everyone took turns eating, Implement a general election system. Change the White House to 1/40 of the Shen Palace, Later, someone changed the capital to my name, It's after I die. 1/40, the real number is 1/12. I heard about rockets, Mars has arrived, AI has arrived, Pu Songling is old, Carter has arrived, The Renaissance has begun, I have played Sanxingdui. Five hundred million years ago, I am a live fish. From starlight projection, Go to the next dream.
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